Private Property!

Me: Get dressed Jack!
Jack: Why?
Me: We are going to Derek and Davis' house in 30 minutes.
Jack: The babies aren't sick?
Me: Nope!
Jack: (jumping to attention) WAHOO!

As Jack was changing out of his pajamas Lauren was standing there watching. When he took his underwear off and Lauren marched right up to him, grabbed his penis with disgust and said "Benny's". This really hacked Jack off. Not only did Lauren just grab his privates, but she also insinuated that it was the same size as Ben's. Jack angrily swatted her hand away and said, "It is not Benny's, it is mine, mine is bigger!” Oh great, he is already comparing size with his brother!

This was not the first time Jack's penis has been tugged on, when he was about 2 years old. I had him in the bathtub when he grabbed his penis and asked me what it was. As I was telling him that it was his penis he pulled...hard! He cried and cried, then asked me to kiss it. I didn't kiss it for fear that he would end up discussing the incident with his therapist when he is in his 30s!