Last night my wonderful husband helped me out by administering Lauren's amoxicillin. While I put Ben and Lauren to bed Travis put the medicine back in the fridge.
As anyone who has ever been sentenced to 10 days of amoxicillin knows you must 'shake well' before pulling the medicine up into the syringe and holding the child down to cram the medicine down her gullet. Unfortunately, I didn't get past the 'shake well' this morning. Ben and Lauren were under-foot as usual when I pulled the medicine out of the fridge. I will admit I hadn't cracked open my Diet Mountain Dew so I was in a bit of a daze because I was caffeine deficient. Without inspecting the bottle I began shaking. Travis hadn't gotten the lid on tight. The lid went flying the medicine went everywhere. On my pajamas. In my hair. Down the refrigerator door. On Ben's pajamas. In Ben's hair. On Lauren's dress. In Lauren's hair. On the floor. On the counter. On the toy I had to step over to get to the fridge.
Lauren: You made a mess mama!
Ben: I'm wet.
Lauren: You trashed the kitchen mom.
Ben: What happened?
Lauren: I'm wet too.
Ben: What are you doing mommy?
Me: (in my head @#$@!@@$#%) ENOUGH!
I took off my soiled pajamas and used them to wipe up the bulk of the mess as my fat rolls hung out for any golfer going by my kitchen window to see. I have showered and given baths, but I can still smell the stench of amoxicillin.
And, that is not the only mess I will clean up today. The ticking time bomb has decided to wear her Dora panties today after a much needed potty hiatus over the holidays.
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Ugh. That stinks (literally). Hope you day shapes up better than it started.
What a stinky way to start the day!
I just love Diet Mountain Dew! Love it! No one IRL seems to understand the addiction...
LOL... I crawl out of bed each morning and grab my drink of choice.... Diet Coke. I understand!
i could soooooooo picture the pink mess...everywhere. i've done that but, it's me that didn't put the cap on the right way and, it's me that shook it the next morning!!!
hope all is well xoxo
Yuck!
We just finished our last round of amoxicillin this morning. I fell your pain.
YUCKY!!!!
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