Why haven't I learned my lesson? Jack was in my bathroom as I was getting out of the shower...
Jack: Mom, why don't you have a penis?
Me: Because I am a girl.
Jack: What's that? (Pointing to my va-jay-jay)
Me: Hair.
Jack: Why do boys have penises and girls have...that?
Me: God gave them different parts so when they get married they can make babies.
Jack: You make babies with your penis, GROSS!
Great, how long before he tells his teacher at the Methodist preschool how to make a baby?
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