Don't Go!

Jack: Mom, why are you squeezing me so tight?
Me: Because I love you and I don't want you to get up.
Jack: Well I am going to have to leave some time.
Me: What? You can't leave!
Jack: Yes, I am going to live in my own house someday.
Me: When are you going to do that?
Jack: Hmmm...When I turn 14.
Me: You can't leave when you are 14!
Jack: Can I drive when I am 14?
Me: Nope.
Jack: Can I drive when I am 800?
Me: I guess, if you age well.
Jack: Okay, I will live with you until I am 800 years old.
Me: Sounds good to me!
Jack: Actually I think I will stay until I am 815 years old. That will be better because it is longer, right?
Me: You better believe it!