Ten Phrases That Will Never Come Out Of Meme

Holleeann at Vasquez 3 has tagged me for a meme. List 10 phrases that will never come out of my mouth.

1. I won the lottery! (I would love to win big, but I am too cheap to buy a ticket)

2. I love cold weather. (Quite the opposite actually, I am cold just thinking about the snow outside!)

3. I love vomit (see previous posts "Barf-O-Rama", "Barf-O-Rama Part II" and "Ralphing Roulette".

4. I'm sorry. (Okay, I can't say never, but I can say rarely. I am horrible at saying I am sorry and admitting I am wrong. If you don't believe me, ask my husband!)

5. Fixin' to... (I have picked up 'soda' and 'ya'll' since I have lived in Texas, but I can promise you I will never say 'fixin', it just makes you sound dumb!)

6. Fire the housekeeper. (I love her and everything she does! She is coming tomorrow and I am dreading the pre-clean before she arrives, but I can't wait for the clean house tomorrow afternoon!)

7. The kids need more toys. (I have been straining my brain trying to come up with ideas for Jack's birthday. My kids have so many toys they can't possibly play with them all. You have seen the pictures of Ben and Lauren's messy room, right?)

8. Take your time. (I feel like I am always late and always rushing myself and the kids around. I also have a very low tolerance for slow service.)

9. Let's move back to Omaha. (This cold weather has reminded me how much I usually love Texas!)

10. No. (Again, this is more a 'rarely' than a never. I say no to my kids all the time, but I have a very hard time saying no to someone who asks me for help or wants me to volunteer for something.)