Not A Stick?

Me: Jack, what are you doing?
Jack: Changing my underwear.
Me: Why?
Jack: I got some poop in them.
Me: What?
Jack: Not a stick, just a smudge!
Me: A skid mark?
Jack: Yeah, a skid mark.
Me: Where did you put your dirty underwear?
Jack: In my hamper of course!

No wonder my laundry stinks! I am glad that he takes care of these 'issues' on his own, but it is no treat finding that little treasure when I am doing laundry!