Experiment

This morning all was going well. I woke up about 7:30, the kids were still sleeping so I got to take an uninterrupted shower AND shave my legs. Life was good! The kids woke up around 8am and immediately started demanding breakfast. "I want waffles!” "I want pancakes!", "I want cereal!". I don't remember 'short order cook' being part of my job description when I applied to be a stay at home mom, but somehow it happened. I opened the freezer to get the waffles and pancakes. You caught me; I don't make waffles or pancakes from scratch. When I opened the freezer I was greeted with a full single serving red Gatorade. Unfortunately, it wasn't contained in the bottle if you know what I mean!

Me: Who put this Gatorade in the freezer?
Jack: It was me mom, I was doing a little experiment. What happened to it?
Me: (rather testy) come see what happened!
Jack: (looking in the freezer) It exploded...
Me: Yes, it did. Now, who is going to clean this up?
Jack: You?
Me: That's what I was afraid of. Next time you do an experiment, do it in your own freezer.
Jack: I don't have a freezer.
Me: Exactly.