Travis had to go to one of the rental properties to have a heart to heart with our soon-to-be former tenant after dinner tonight. He wasn't out the door two minutes when I heard Jack yelling from the bathroom.
Jack: MOM, I need HELP!
Me: (Running to the rescue) What's wrong?
Jack: My penis hurts!
Me: What's wrong?
Jack: Look, it is sticking straight out!
Me: Don't worry about it; just finish pooping and stop touching your penis.
Jack: Why does that happen?
Me: Ummm...I'll be right back Benny is calling me.
Why does Travis always disappear at the most inopportune times? When do you need to have "the talk" with boys?
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