This morning as I was getting dressed, Jack came into my room with his footed pajamas that are at least a size too small unzipped.
Jack: Mom, my penis hurts.
Me: Is it because your pajamas are too small?
Jack: No, I can't go potty.
Me: Why not?
Jack: My penis is too big, look. (Before I could stop him he was showing me his erect penis)
Me: Oh, you don't need to worry about that. That happens sometimes when you sleep. Just don't touch it for a while and it will go down.
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Ernie read this and was unable to work for about 10 minutes because she was laughing so hard.
OMG!!! I'm catching up on the blogs...this is HILARIOUS!!! Amy
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