Wednesday, August 5, 2009

My Future Daughter-in-law

Jack: When I get married, my wife is going to have blond hair like Lauren's.
Me: Why blond hair?
Jack: Because I like it.
Me: I see, what else?
Jack: She is going to have green eyes, a face like yours, skin like Benny's and she will be skinny just like you.
Me: Is that all?
Jack: And, when I meet her she will be wearing a blue dress with white polka dots.

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