I had Ben and Lauren at Walmart to grab a couple things. It reminded me why I like to get my shopping done while they are at school. I noticed a Walmart employee with an unusually large rear end. What was strange was the size of her butt compared to the rest of her body. I am not saying her body was small, I am just saying her hiney was too big! So, I can't blame Lauren when she made the observation. I am just glad we were out of ear shot of the woman.
Lauren: Did you see that lady with the giant bottom?
Me: (lying through my teeth, in hopes of ending the conversation so the other Walmart employee walking next to us wouldn't over hear us) No.
Lauren: Well, she works here and she has a giant bottom, why didn't you see it?
Now the young male Walmart employee is chuckling under his breath.
Me: (to the young guy) Not funny!
Walmart guy: Depends on who you are.
After we were away from the employee I tried to discuss the situation with Lauren.
Me: How would you feel if someone said you had a giant bottom?
Lauren: But, I don't have a giant bottom.
Wow, where do I go from here? When she's right, she's right.
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