Monday, September 22, 2008

Bennyisms Part II

I'm a nice boy = I just did something wrong, but now I am trying to redeem myself
Jingle Bell = Taco Bell
I potty trained = I just wet my pants, go look for the puddle
I'm gonna fly = Look alive I am about to jump!
Why not? = Why?
Where's Benny? = Let's play peek-a-boo!
Look at Lolo! = I am trying not to tattle, so you better look at her so you can catch her in the act so I don't have to be a tattletale
My mommy! = Get away from my mom, I don't even like to share her with my brother and sister!
Salad = Sally (from Cars)
Liking Green = Lightning McQueen
Whack-a-moley = Guacamole

Me: Benny, we are all out of diapers, what should we do about that?
Benny: Buy more diapers?