Me: Jack, we need to clip your nails before school.
Jack: Why?
Me: Because they are long and dirty.
Jack: I like them long.
Me: Why?
Jack: It is better to pick my nose.
Me: Gross!
I am so going to remind him of this conversation when he is a teenager. What a disgusting little freak!
Well. At least he's honest! :-) Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteEwww. I think this should go in the "embarrassing things to tell his first girlfriend" file.
ReplyDeleteJack makes me laugh yet again.
ReplyDeleteLast Comic Standing is on NBC again this summer. Jack should audition!
i heart Jack.
ReplyDeletelaughed out loud.....so funny! Your kids are a riot!
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